Game programmers

"When a sink breaks, any self-respecting plumber will open the cabinets under the sink and look at the pipes.
Game programmers, on the other hand, prefer to stand around and hypothesize about why the sink might have broken, tinker endlessly with the faucet, and occassionally convince themselves that the sink is hopeless and install a brand new sink.
Don't do that."
- Paul Tozour on Game programmers and AI