The world is ending!

Our government's secret stash of sharks with frickin' 'lasers' on their heads has escaped and are terrorizing the world!!!

... wait, that's just ridiculous ...

It's just the killer dolphins trained to shoot poison dart guns to track down the terrorists.

'My concern is that they have learnt to shoot at divers in wetsuits who have simulated terrorists in exercises. If divers or windsurfers are mistaken for a spy or suicide bomber and if equipped with special harnesses carrying toxic darts, they could fire,' he said. 'The darts are designed to put the target to sleep so they can be interrogated later, but what happens if the victim is not found for hours?'

*sigh* it's a fascinating world we live in, never a dull moment...

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