Dr. Seuss explains why computers crash

read it out loud to yourself, tis great

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
if your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double clicking icon puts your windows in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesent hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the network in connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeateadly rejected by the printer down the window, are as weavy as a souce; then you may as well reboot and go out w/ a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions cause of unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!

On another note:
At the last national team meeting on Friday - from the lead designer on live -
"My personal hero this week has been Vijay."


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